HAYLEYMORGAN.COM is run, not surprisingly, by an eighteen year-old British Drama student, aspiring writer and HTML addict named Hayley Morgan. She has a cat, "Cat", and a girlfriend. She is currently taking failing her A Level exams in Theatre and Social Studies, and dreaming of becoming a writer for the BBC, or even better, C4. At the moment, she sells mobile phones for the Orange network, but is trying to concentrate on writing her eternally unfinished novel. She was born and raised as a vegetarian only child by her liberated Gen-X-friendly parents, but started eating chicken one day last year, rather spontaneously, and hasn't looked back since. Her friends are all pub-hopping theatre luvvies with bad habits and multi coloured hair. She has too many vices. The internet is one of them.

She enjoys sleep, junk food, poetry, TV, text messaging, acting, photography, mix-tapes, freak shows, eyeliner, CSS coding, shopping, shoes, handbags, sex toys, shots, disco, aeroplanes, MSN, stars, musicals, rainbows, gay pride, online diaries, science fiction, Paint Shop Pro, cars, cartoons, Dr Pepper, the U.S.A., roller coasters, candy, cats, monkeys, Shakespeare, outer space, sex toys, sea creatures, and so on and so forth. She is madly in love with her partner of 18 months, Emma, and would like to marry her and have five babies together one day ;) (Their names would be Owen, Amelie, Melanie, Josh and Erin -- if you're interested.) Hayley has travelled extensively across Europe and the States, and has a fetish for hotels. She used to be a gymnast and a trampolinist, has had some of her website reviews printed in a children's WWW book, and has been on the stage and on television. (She once auditioned for a Disney film. But didn't get the part. Fuckers.) She's a Virgo, but is every bit the typical Leo. She used to work in a womens' department store. She's gay (durrr). Her role model is Homer Simpson or Dana Scully. She believes in true love and aliens. She has blonde hair, small hands, big boobs and straight teeth.

Film: But I'm a Cheerleader, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Everybody Says I Love You, The Virgin Suicides, Pleasantville, The Truman Show, Moulin Rouge, 10 Things I Hate About You, Some Like It Hot, Girl Interrupted, Election, The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls In Love, The Breakfast Club, Addams Family Values, The Goonies, Beetlejuice, Welcome to the Doll-house, Chasing Amy, Contact, Silence of the Lambs, The Blair Witch Project, Seven, etc.

TV: The Simpsons, Bad Girls, Jackass, Sex and the City, South Park, Futurama, The Osbournes, Big Brother, ER, Temptation Island, The X-Files, Six Feet Under, etc.

(Retro war-time lesbians. Ooh.)

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